What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Eggs-hausted.
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What math figure is also in the band?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What is a table you can eat?
Where do pigs learn magic?