What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
A jack rabbit!
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
How does dinner smell?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?