What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
We have to stick together.
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What math figure is also in the band?