How does dinner smell?
Through its nose.
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?