Why do legumes gossip so much?
They want to spill the beans.
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why do kids love theater classes?