Why do kids love theater classes?
Because they love to play!
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Which fly makes films?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?