What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
I'm nuts about you!
What British bugs are the best singers?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Which cats have the best manners?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why did summer catch autumn?