Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
To get away from the noise.
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What day do hands always go to church?
What is the definition of Robin?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?