What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Find somebody else to do it.
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Where do horses reside?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why are frogs always happy?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?