What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Squash.
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why did the computer run out of money?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
How do you talk to a giant?
What money do cats use to go shopping?