Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
They only run a skeleton service.
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What horn never makes a sound?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What do bees say in the summer?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?