I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it!
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why was the horse so happy?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?