What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
A hair ball.
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why is a computer so smart?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why was the dog so popular?