Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
It kept raining cats and dogs.
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do naked fish play with?
Why are turtles so shy?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What animals make the best students?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do you call an arctic cow?