What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Paid leaf.
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What vegetables make the best music?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?