Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
It was a lepre-con.
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why are fish such good architects?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why do hogs play so much football?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What kind of bird can write?