Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Because they have no spine.
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?