What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How slime flies.
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
It's Crowded!
How does a polar bear build a house?