Why did the peach come home from work early?
It was canned.
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
When do astronauts eat?
How much money does a skunk have?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Which insect is the smartest?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What car can't keep a secret?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?