What do you call a smelly horse?
A musk-tang.
Why are turtles so shy?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What's the loudest sport?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?