What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
A hiker.
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
How do you measure a millennial?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why was the broom late for school?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?