Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
It was a steam engine.
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do you call hiking college students?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?