What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Yoda® one for me.
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why do all the planets get along?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?