Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
To test the waters!
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Surprise!!!!
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?