Surprise!!!!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
How do hurricanes see?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What do Scottish toads play?