Why did the foal cough?
Because he was a little horse.
What is the emptiest holiday?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
How does a cow do math?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
When does a horse talk?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?