Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Of course, it's where my foot goes!
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What's the most determined bird?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?