Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
He wanted a "light" snack after dinner.
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why are books always so angry?