How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
They all babble.
What words make the best athletes?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Do dads always snore?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
How do you get straight A's?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why are frogs always so happy?