Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Because she always has to draw blood.
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What's the politest month?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?