Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
He had an eye-saur.
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why was the storm actually calm?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why was the bud so shy?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?