Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Because the cow has the udder.
What do you call a handsome runner?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
When does a horse talk?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?