Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Because there are lots of fans.
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What animal likes to party the most?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why was the bunny upset?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why do bees gossip?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why is a computer so smart?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?