Why did the mountain ace its math test?
It knew a lot about slope.
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?