What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
A groundhog.
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
How do frogs get to work?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What fish loves to play in a band?