How do vampires get around on Halloween?
On blood vessels.
I'm not a bad putter.
What did the sickly elevator say?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Who are Frosty's parents?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.