How do you make a cow float?
Root beer, ice cream, a cherry, and a cow.
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What do jokesters study in college?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?