Which celebrity loves to read?
Elliot Page.
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Which subject has two parts?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?