What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch ya later!
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
I'm not a bad putter.
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?