Where do lions like to go on vacation?
The Catskills!
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
How do you get kids to do something?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why do librarians never make plans?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?