My friend David had his ID stolen.
He's just Dav now.
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What does a panda ghost say?