Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
He ran out of ink.
What is the most faithful insect?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?