How did the coach get his quarterback?
He went to the bank.
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?