Where should you plant flowers along the road?
In the potholes.
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What condiment has wings?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What did summer say to spring?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What cartoon character loves insects?