What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
The thesaurus.
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
How did the tree get lost?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?