Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Out to pass-ture.
What words make the best athletes?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What fish sings the best?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?