Why did the body of water think so much?
It liked to pond-er.
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why was the broom late for school?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why does Jesus drive so much?