Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
He was the point guard.
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
How do amoebas make calls?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why did electricity win the race?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?