What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
A palm tree.
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do bees chew?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?