Why does Jesus drive so much?
Because everyone asks him to take the wheel!
How do amoebas make calls?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
It's allergy season again?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What bee is good for your health?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What do you get when two plants kiss?